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Klingon:
"Remember this well--there shall be no peace as long as
Kirk lives." |
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Spock:
"Humans make illogical decisions."
Amanda: "Indeed they do." |
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Kirk:
"May fortune favor the foolish" |
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Gillian:
"Whoever said the human race was logical?" |
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[McCoy
trying to discuss what death was like with Spock]
McCoy:
"C'mon Spock, it's me, McCoy. You really have gone where
no man's gone before. Can't you tell me what it felt
like?" |
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[Kirk
sells his glasses, trying to get some 20th century
cash.]
Pawnbroker: "Well they'd be worth more if the lenses were
intact. I'll give you... one hundred dollars."
Kirk:
"Is that a lot?" |
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[Explaining Spock's odd behavior.]
Kirk:
"Oh, him? He's harmless. Part of the free speech
movement at Berkeley in the sixties. I think he did a
little too much LDS." |
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[Spock is
still learning how to use profanity correctly.]
Spock:
"They like you very much, but they are not the hell
"your" whales."
Gillian: "I suppose they told you that."
Spock:
"The hell they did." |
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[Faced
with a 20th century computer.]
Scotty: "Keyboard! How quaint." |
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Gillian:
"Do you guys like Italian?"
Kirk:
"Yes."
Spock:
"No."
Kirk:
"Yes."
Spock:
"No."
Kirk:
"I love Italian, [looks at Spock] and so do you."
Spock: "Yes." |
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[As Kirk
is about to sell a pair of glasses to an antique dealer
in the 20th century.]
Spock:
"Weren't those a gift from Dr. McCoy?"
Kirk:
"And they will be again. That's the beauty of it!" |
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Spock:
"Your use of language has altered since our arrival. It
is currently laced with, shall we say, more colorful
metaphors, "double dumb-ass on you" and so forth."
Kirk: "Oh, you mean the profanity?"
Spock:
"Yes."
Kirk: "Well that's simply the way they talk here. Nobody
pays any attention to you unless you swear every other
word." |
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Kirk:
"Spock, where the hell's the power you promised?"
Spock:
"One damn minute, Admiral." |
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[After
landing and cloaking a Klingon spaceship in Golden Gate
Park]
Kirk: "Everybody remember where we
parked." |
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Kirk: "If
we play our cards right, we may be able to find out when
those whales are being released."
Spock:
"How will playing cards help?" |
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Gillian: "So you're from outer space?"
Kirk: "No, I'm from Iowa. I only work in
outer space." |