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[Kirk
is invited to give a command to the new Enterprise-B.]
Captain
Kirk: Take us out.
Commander
Chekov: Very good, sir.
Captain
Scott: Brought a tear to my eye.
Captain
Kirk: Oh, be quiet. |
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Captain
Scott: Finding retirement a little lonely, are we?
Captain
Kirk:
You know, I'm glad you're an engineer. With tact like that,
you'd make a lousy psychiatrist. |
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[Wiping blood off her mouth after Soran strikes her.]
B'etor: I hope, for your sake, that you were
initiating a mating ritual. |
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Dr.
Soran:
[To Geordi] Normal is what everyone else is and you
are not. |
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Captain Kirk: I take it the odds are against us and
the situation is grim.
Captain Picard: You could say that.
Captain Kirk: Sounds like fun! |
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Captain Kirk: Did we make a difference?
Captain
Picard: Oh, yes. We made a difference. |
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Captain Harriman: I read about your exploits when I
was in grade school.
Captain
Kirk: Oh, really? |
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Captain Kirk: You left port without a tractor beam?
Captain Harriman: It doesn't arrive until Tuesday. |
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Captain Harriman: The medical staff... doesn't
arrive until Tuesday. |
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Captain Kirk: Load
torpedo bays. Prepare to fire at my command.
Ensign Sulu: Captain, we don't have any
torpedoes.
Captain Kirk:
Don't tell me. Tuesday? |
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[Data,
enthusiastic about his new emotion chip, is told to scan
for life forms.]
Lieutenant Commander
Data: I'd be happy to, sir. I just *love* scanning
for life forms! [sings] Life forms! You tiny little life
forms! You precious little life forms! Where are you? |
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[Data
finds a drink unpleasant - for the first time ever.]
Lieutenant Commander
Data: I hate this! It is revolting!
Guinan: More?
Lieutenant Commander
Data: Please! |
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Captain
Picard: Robert and Rene they. . .burned to
death in a fire. |
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[The
Duras sisters spy on Geordi.]
Lursa: Where is he now?
B'Etor: Who knows?
He bathed, and now he's roaming the ship.
Lursa: He must be the only engineer in Starfleet
that doesn't GO TO ENGINEERING! |
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Lieutenant Commander Data: I get it! I get it!
Lieutenant Commander
La
Forge:
You get what?
Lieutenant Commander Data: When you said to
Commander Riker, 'The clown can stay. . .but the Ferengi
in the gorilla suit has to go!
Lieutenant Commander La Forge: What are you
talking about?
Lieutenant Commander
Data: During the Farpoint mission! We were on the
bridge, you told a joke; that was the punchline!
Lieutenant Commander La Forge: Farpoint? Data, that
was seven years ago.
Lieutenant Commander Data: I know! I just got it!
Very funny! |
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Commander
Riker: Deanna! Take the helm! GET US OUT OF ORBIT! |
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Lieutenant Commander Data: Ohhhhh, shit! |
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Dr.
Soran: They say time is a fire in which we burn;
right now I'm running out of time. |
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Dr.
Soran: Now if you'll excuse me Captain. I have an
appointment with eternity and I don't want to be late. |
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Picard's
Wife: Cup of Earl Grey?
Captain Picard: That would be perfect. |
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Captain Kirk: I don't need to be lectured by you. I
was out saving the galaxy when your grandfather was in
diapers. Besides which I think the galaxy owes me one. |
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Lieutenant Commander La Forge: Have you ever seen a
solar probe with this kind of configuration?
Lieutenant Commander
Data: No Geordi, I have not. [to his tricorder]
Have you? [uses tricorder as a hand puppet] No I have
not. It is most unusual. Mister Tricorder! |
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Captain Kirk: Who am I to question the captain of
the Enterprise? |
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[Kirk's last words.]
Captain
Kirk: It was... fun. Oh, my... |
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Captain Picard: Someone once told me that time was a
predator that stalked us all our lives, but I'd rather
believe that time is a companion who goes with us on the
journey and reminds us to cherish every moment, because
they'll never come again. What we leave behind is not as
important as how we've lived. After all Number One,
we're only mortal.
Commander
Riker: Speak for yourself sir, I plan to live
forever. |
